Husband Store

I got this in a forward mail, but i saw it quite fitting to share with you guys XD

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
Monday!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to
all the women who can handle the truth!


Moral of the Story: Women always do not have enough!!!

Visit Visit!

Well, I found today quite a productive day... not as productive as it should be, but its a start... =P Its been a fun day and i met up with 2 old classmates of mine from Sri Sedaya... Ah yes... infamous Qiu Yan and Leena... >_<


The things i do when i'm bored inside the car =P... Well, actually i was waiting to be sent to HELP institute to see Leena...

I was going to post a pic of her here, but then i realise that she sneakily took my phone and deleted the photo i took of her! (Or did i delete it myself... hmm... Well either way, i can't remember XD). Spent over 2 hours just talking and talking in Dunkin Donuts and well, somehow it was enjoying...

Whats she doing you ask? well, she's going to be doing an accounting course in either Sydney or Victoria... or something else... who knows... We had convo's ranging from weird stuff to scary stuff and to bfs and gfs lmao... very very broad sheep.. It was fun... =P She looked cute and pretty in that batik looking skirt as well! >_<

Next on the agenda...? It was scary Qiu Yan... =P Today's meeting was in Sunway Pyramid, and then well, the first thing she says is how hard it was to find me... its like wtf? i was the one who offered to go find her, but she declined it! and now she scolds me for apparently letting her find me??? >_< gah...

Well, anyway, its the usual.. what new anime's are out now, whats good, and her extorting of anime from me... although i didn't bring any so she wasn't very happy... but she's sponsoring my services of anime, so who am i to complain... Can't say much has changed in her... >_< same old same old as far as i can see...

Ooh! While i can still remember, i also thought i saw Jothi! I was like... O_o is that Jothi? i didn't want to look like an idiot and ask her, neither did i want to keep staring at her to try and see if i could remember... >_< but she really did look like her... or is my mind slipping... @_@ Well, anyway, she left somewhere and then i didn't see mystery person ever since then... it remains an unknown... Miss. X! XD

Hmm hmm.. then went home... played with the car, only to realise that i actually sticked my P sticker on the right instead of left of the car's rear.. >_< mistake mistake... then its off to again realise that my PC Ps2 Emulator can't play all games, and when it even did play, it was sluggish... @_@

Anyway, rant rant time is over so i'll leave now.. boring me...

Hmm...

Its time again boys and girls. The time in my blog again where i spew out angry words and cuss at everything... >_< Well, its not that bad... and its really got little to do with me, but it still pisses me off. VERY F**KING MUCH.

I can't take some people... maybe thats the way the world was meant. That there will always be a few dozen people you just can't get along with no matter how hard you try. That they'll always attempt to rip ur guts and scramble them whenever you even try. Its perplexing this thing. I don't even fully understand it. You try to help them, you try. But in the end it goes the wrong way. Nothing ever comes out right... nothing...

Too many have told me i've got a very low self esteem. Well, perhaps its time i changed that fully. Some people can't understand me, can't stand being with me or talking to me, and although i care for them, they just act rude towards me. Somehow my words only seem to bring pain more than justice. Heh... justice... such a fickering word... what is justice? What is it exactly... I can't take it anymore really. If you think my help really does nothing, the most i can do is say that i tried my best, and if it didn't work i'm sorry. Its kinda rude to say it, but you tend to realise that i'm not always in the wrong.

Some people can't take the truth of life. Me? i live by it. No one else thinks that way maybe. Everyone thinks i don't know shit. Even my parents. Always asking me things like... Do you know what it was like living in the past? no electricty no this no that.. >_< You can say i know nothing about it. That may be true, because i haven't lived through what you have. But i know how it would feel like. Why am i always looked on as a rich bastard who knows nothing of the "Real world" living in his room, jacking off everyday, thinking everything will be alright? If you see me not worrying, its probably because i know everything "WILL" be allright. Don't assume that its because i'm living in my own fantasy world.

BAH i don't even know what i'm blogging about now. But there are alot of things to question for me. When is the line between saying the truth and just being rude? When is the line between sanity and insanity? There are too many things that too few refuse to answer. Just because you think that everything you hear is fine, doesn't mean it is. Would you rather hear the truth or a cover up for it? I want to know the truth. Everything about it. As much as it hurts, its still what is going on. Just letting it pass by is ignorant. Its JUST F**KING IGNORANT. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE REALITY BY SHOVING AWAY THE TRUTH, POSTPONING IT? YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT. ITS JUST F**KING INEVITABLE. F**K I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!!... grr...

I guess recent events made me go on this random burst of emotions. Meh... HaMz signing out.. (Study time... )

Uggh...

Its kinda odd when i think of it... Am i the only one in my family experiencing this...? Its too odd... Its like i somehow have a third eye... or method of communication with the other world... just really weak... I can sense a presence, but i can't see it... stranger than it seems... It might also be me, being really really... hmm whats the word... err...Paranoid! Yes thats the one.

First official experience a few years ago before i fell to sleep. I turn the lights off, lock the fan in its position to face me, and as usual, sleep upside down... (i just like doing that) A few minutes after i lie in bed, something... something or someone forcibly pushes the fan away to face another direction. I hear it, i don't feel its wind anymore... Then a good 2-3 seconds after that, the large rotating pencil sharpener on the table above my head falls... You know its not something a small wind in the room can do... And yes, after that follows the presence... like someone was above me... the cold sensation rose from my legs up to my shoulders... then stopped... I was freaked as hell...

Second experience? abit more dull... I when i broke my arm, i had to get a surgery in Sunway medical centre. There, as soon as i was sedated, i saw an angel in my dreams... clearly female, looking down on me smiling.... long hair.. she was pretty too... Anyway, when the doctor approached me hours after the surgery, he told me it was a freak accident, that the bone narrowly missed all my nerves... Its kind weird really...

Australia... many times as i'm working alone in my room, i feel a presence, then i notice a white cloth.. like that from a gown.. looked like... silk... or something... from the corner of my eye. It gets pulled back into the darkness, and when i turn around, i see nothing... >_<

Many times in my life, i've nearly blinded myself. As a kid, i remembered running around, then sliding on a wet floor, hitting my head on the corner of a table... centimetres from my eye.. but still missed... i have a scar there now... Then recently in Australia, i nearly blind myself with a pair of scissors... twice if i remember correctly... all of them miss... narrowly missing my eye by a few centimetres... >_< Why does it happen? Its like some unknown force wants me to be able... wants me to be a complete human so to speak... Like i have some ulterior mission i have to do in my life... which might be the reason to my existance.

Recently when i went back to Malaysia, as i exited the computer room (guest room) I noticed a white figure walking into my room... just split second... again that of a woman, with long hair, in what looked like a white one piece dress... >_<

And now... just days ago, as i turn the lights off to sleep, the chair moves by itself... It MOVED DAMMIT!!! I heard it... Why? I don't know. Its strange... coz the computer chair i use is a roller chair, and well, the way it was moved... didn't sound like some animal pushing it. Its more of like... moving it from position A to position B. From an Instant start to an abrupt stop. >_<

GAH I don't why this happens to only me. My brother has nothing, my sister has got clairvoyancy... well, abit of it... and so does my mom... mom was also able to communicate to deceased grand ma in her dreams... and dad the same... >_< Am i the only one who can somehow feel them? ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING??? WHO ARE YOU!!! GAH! @_@

Hehe... classic...

Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

March Baby! March!

Its March 2006!

Haiz

So... March has just began... March march march... hopefully by July i'll be in Australia doing my course... i hate sitting here doing nothing... as mcuh as i hate to admit it, i feel like studying lol... so i've been reading through driving rules day in and day out... =P But life here definitely isn't that exciting just yet... I'm watching a new anime called Shakugan No Shana... and well, truthfully? its freakin awesome... =P very original story line and i'm loving every bit of it...

But somehow, being the hopeless romantic that i am, it puts me into alot of thinking situations... well, at least shows and anime do... =P Death... i don't fear death... I might even welcome it... dissapearing from the face of the earth... your heart stops beating... where does the soul go... hmmm or is there even such a thing as souls? I do believe that people have life forces in them... but where does it all go when we reach our expiry date determined at birth... What happens exactly... =P

Well, Shakugan No Shana has this line which i can relate to. "I don't mind dying. I'm not afraid to die. The only truth worse than accepting that you're going to die is that no one will ever remember you existed". Okay, so its abit exaggerated to fit the story of the show, but its got a point. For me i guess... i don't wanna die unremembered... forgotten... maybe thats what i live for. To leave my own personal mark on this world. Whether it'd be by my actions, or that of my children... i don't like feeling useless is probably more accurate...

Bleh... i don't even know what i'm babbling about now... its 3am in the morning, and i haven't even had dinner yet lmao... so with that said, i think i'll zip down soon to check what i can gobble down this time of the night... Note to self: i just realised. Why am i typing my blog entries here? lol i have Picasa's Hello on my Pc and i can even use it to upload photos but i'm typing it out in google mail... I truly am stupid LMAO